Heather Garvey, BOFH
*Sniff*. This is just so... sweet. I now have a mental image of a saintly
Florence Nightingale figure, moving softly along the lab, gently soothing
the troubled machines. The lady with the LART. -- Malcolm Ray
I'm currently a UNIX systems administrator for a large, international
technology company. Some of my adventures with users can be read on
on my usual hangout, alt.sysadmin.recovery. I hang out there because
they still have a firm belief in Darwinism, and they're just generally
interesting people.
I intended to write a warm, witty description of myself and my life,
but ah, fuck it. You'll figure it out....
- Lots of Sysadmin Humor, including the BOFH!
- A large selection of sarcasm and humor, from the readers of
alt.sysadmin.recovery. DO NOT venture here if you are an easily
offended user. Includes the complete works of the BOFH.
- Spinnwebe Home Companion
- Everything you ever wanted to know about The Dysfunctional Family Circus,
It's a Dysfunctional Life and all the other metafoo associated
with Spinnwebe.
- An Entirely Other Day
- Greg Knauss. Amusing geek. Go read.
Go.
- Not My Desk
- Temping humor, and so much more.
Go here, too.
Go on. Shoo!
My Favorite Online Comics
Pretty much exactly what it says - a list of the online comics I
read every day.
The Geek Code
This is a site about the Geek Code, including a form to create your own
and a translator. You can also generate a link there similar to this
one, which auto-translates your Code for you in one easy link.
-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GIT d- s+:+ a C++$ US++++$ P+>+++ W++ N++ w--- PS+ !PE b++++ DI++++ G e++ h r% x?
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------
Favorite Usenet Oracularities
A selection of individual questions and answers from the Great
Usenet
Oracle.
Miscellaneous Humor Files
A collection of some of my favorite net humor, including "Cat Bathing
as a Martial Art" and "The Evil Overlord Guidelines".
Last Modified : November 29, 2000
Heather Garvey / raven@xnet.com