A collection of my favorite humor from around the Net.

You Know You're at CWRU When...

Life at my alma mater, Case Western Reserve University, immortalized in fine college directories everywhere with the phrase : My fellow students wouldn't get off their asses if they were attacked by starving ocelots. The Good, the Bad and the Geek.

The Ongoing MCI vs. AT&T Flame Wars

During the pitched telephony battles on TV, did you ever start to feel things were getting a little out of hand....?

101 Ways to be Obnoxious on Usenet

The management in no way endorses the actual use of any of these methods. See how many of them you've run across reading news....

How Software Companies Die

A fairly accurate description of what happens when management gets their mitts on things.

Play MiSTies For Me....

This is one of my favorite selections from Mystery Usenet Theater 3000. The original piece being MiSTied just begs to be mocked....

The Good Times virus

Oh, sure, they SAY it's a harmless hoax, but now we have the UNVARNISHED TRUTH!

Cat Bathing as a Martial Art

"The time comes, however, when a man ... must look squarely in the face of massive public sentiment to the contrary and announce: "This cat smells like a port-a-potty on a hot day in Juarez."

The Shotgun Constitution

Who gets to call "Shotgun!" and when? What is the proper form?

The Evil Overlord Guidelines

Evil Overlord Guideline #30 : I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line ``No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!'' (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

The Movie Cliche List

Every movie cliche in one handy package. " Cliche #243 : A hero will show no pain even during the most terrific beating, yet he will wince if a woman attempts to clean a facial wound."