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Usenet Oracularity #791-05

Date: Mon, 30 Oct 95 12:25:54 -0500
From: Usenet Oracle 
Subject: Usenet Oracularity #791-05

Selected-By: Scott Panzer <stenor@pcnet.com>

The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

> what are some of the better computer classes i can take to
> further my carreer?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Dear Supplicant:
}
} One of the best and oldest languages you can learn is KISSUP. This
} programming language allows you to gain favor with you superiors
} and move up in the organiztion regardless of your talent. A sample
} subroutine:
}
} 10 IF BOSS = "HERE" THEN GOSUB 100
} 20 GOOFOFF = GOOFOFF + 1
} 30 GOTO 10
} 100 LET YOU = "KISSUP"
} 110 LET BOSS = "HAPPY"
} 120 LET YOU = "TOAD"
} 130 RETURN
}
} You owe the Oracle a part of your Employee Stock Ownership Plan.

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