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- In an effort to reduce costs, the Federal Government has announced that beginning in 2002, governmental operations will begin to be outsourced to China, starting with the more useless organizations - Congress, USDA, etc. Some members of Congress are opposing the move, concerned that the move may increase the difficulty in hiring young interns.
- The Congressional Budget Office, in conjunction with the Census Bureau, have predicted that by the year 2020, three out of every four people will make up 75% of the population. George W. Bush immediately pointed to his Social Security privitization proposal as a way to alleviate this problem.
- Concerned mothers have convinced NASCAR and Indy officials that all race cars should be equipped with turn signals and brakelights. The changes will take effect in the 2001 season.
- Due to a recent downturn in the stock market, the Federal Reserve Board has warned small investors that investing further into the market is extremely risky. The Fed defines a small investor as anyone less than 5'4" in height.
- The Great North Press in Minnesota has reported they have found a 29 year old single male who claims to clean his apartment and wash his dishes daily. Further investigation into this claim continues. It is suspected that the man may have suffered a severe head trauma as a child.
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